jokes for friday

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

Pu Tong Hua Joke

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the
only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to
the car because it's too heavy.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?


A:About 45 pounds!!


Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?


A:About 45 minutes !!

Recitation Collection

100 dollars parking joke